Micro Semiconductor


  




5.0 out of 5 stars Simply amazing., March 2, 2012
By Benjamin J. Rosenfeld "Benjamin J. Rosenfeld" -
(REAL NAME)
  

This review is from: 120293-0001REVK
This is the actual product that inspired the episode of South Park where they accidentally invert the warp drive. This has taken me all over the universe. I have seen some amazing things out there. I have also, unfortunately, seen things that I cannot unsee. Budongs having sex? No thank you.

1.0 out of 5 stars Little did i know., February 6, 2012
By 
Peter Faden (Salt Lake City) 
(REAL NAME)
  
 
This review is from: 120293-0001REVK
I inserted this in my Bburago Bburago Lamborghini Revention 1:18 Scale,  

 and next thing i know, the thing is going all Christine (Special Edition) on me. Each car it passed, each street light, everything electronic, began to change, and not for the best. Dare i say things were going intoMaximum Overdrive ? Soon, i'm running through the forest, trying to escape the now evil technology. I get to this cabin and find some crazy book which looked like it had human skin used for a cover. The word "Necronomicon" was written on it. I flipped through and before i even could take a nap, the The Evil Dead [Blu-ray] were all over me. I run back into the woods only to get lost, over and over again. I could hear something whispering all around me The Blair Witch Project...well F that! I'll take my chances back in the city. I get there only to find devastation. It looked like a prolonged battle had taken place. I hear something behind me, turn around and see a crazy looking dude with one glowing red eye. He looked at me all cock eyed for a second, raised his assault rifle, pointing it towards me, and said, "F%^& you osshowl The Terminator [Blu-ray].".....

Thanks alot 120293-0001REVK, you really f#$%ed up an otherwise perfect day!

3.0 out of 5 stars  

Works OK, January 11, 2012
By Steven M. O'kelley "smoke" (Seattle, WA)
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This review is from: 120293-0001REVK
The Sony microsemiconductors aren't as nice as the ones manufactured maybe ten years ago but
they are far cheaper. I keep my American around just in case I need it for something. After next
December it shouldn't really matter anymore. I had trouble getting the USB to work right.

1.0 out of 5 stars not worth the price, January 10, 2012
By 
xinespen 
This review is from: 120293-0001REVK
This way too much to pay for a dildo repair kit. It shorted out with the first use. So much for made in America. Will stick to chinese technology when it comes to coming.
 


5.0 out of 5 stars amazinggg, January 1, 2012
By 
drew 
 
This review is from: 120293-0001REVK
this was an amazing deal i was about to buy 9,000,000,000,000,000 of possibly useless electrical parts but i found this little gem of a sale and snagged it for a great deal



 

2.0 out of 5 stars For the price, you may be able to do better, January 1, 2012
By 
Jeddy 3
(TOP 500 REVIEWER)
  
 
This review is from: 120293-0001REVK
Sure, the price looks okay for a microsemiconductor. However, for only 6.3 million dollars more, I was able to purchase a macro whole conductor, Sir Simon Rattle of the Berlin Philharmonic.

For a price comparable to this tiny item, you may be able to acquire the full-size André Previn. I recommend you carefully research your options before investing in conductors, micro-, semi-, or otherwise.

4.0 out of 5 stars Nota Bene, December 28, 2011
By APF "SPB-RU" (CA USA)
(TOP 1000 REVIEWER)
   (VINE VOICE)  

This review is from: 120293-0001REVK
This set is the last one (only 1 left in stock) of microsemiconductors made in the good ol' US of A. The somewhat high price of this item is a result of the high labor costs attributed to the greed of unions, occupiers, and other miscellaneous Kardashians. When balking at the price, please keep in mind, that MICRO-semiconductors is a dying breed, we see fewer and fewer of them being used in everyday life as the industry is swiftly moving towards MACRO-semiconductors, which, on average, are the size of a suitcase. So, the arguably high price is justified considering the shortages in microsemiconductors we are currently facing and no chance of the situation improving in the foreseeable future.

In his recent televised Nikelodeon interview, the CEO Mr. Jerkface Pignose (Nota Bene: Pronounced [Jak-f'ache Pinw'a]) laid out his eggs, I mean plans to outsource everything including himself and to move production to that blue building they recently discovered in Chinese desert by photographing the desert from a satellite.

Enough of chit chat. Now serious stuff. I tested these thingies by installing them into one of the bigger thingies. I can attest that the centipede-looking item is the best of its kind, and the upside down spark plug is pretty good too. However, the cylinder part is smaller than a AAA battery and rattles in the battery compartment.

I just threw away the nut and the washer. They just confuse and complicate everything. Furthermore, I already have a front-loading washer at home, and there are people who are allergic to nuts, and I just can't risk everything by taking chances like this, so out of the window they both went. Bye bye. See ya later (but, hopefully, not).

When it comes to two whatchamajigies with three legs, I am sort of on the fence. To clarify, I am referring to the two parts one of which looks like a three-legged Spongebob Squarepants and another looks like a three-legged half-barrel. The barrel has longer legs than Spongebob, and, although I like long legs, I also prefer slim top, which neither has. The barrel has really long legs, and they look freakishly long, yet Spongebob is not a standard of beauty either. But I digress...

The package I have received incuded a nice faux mahogany box decorated with faux ivory and faux shark fins, and lined with the fur of a young faux baby seal (no actual baby seals were harmed in writing this review). However, to my dismay, the box did not contain the red letters A, M, and S clearly visible in the picture, and which were pivotal for my decision to acquire these microsemiconductors. I felt cheated, wronged, and emotionally distressed, but the manufacturer was very easy to work with. They promised to make me whole and to dispatch a can of alphabet soup for free from their customer service hub in Bangladesh.

I'll say, if you need any or all of the items you see in the picture (Nota Bene: Image is not true representation of part), AND have $100 thousand or $10 million bucks to spend (the price appears to fluctuate slightly), just order away. Don't think twice. I did not even think once before ordering it and I am happy I did!


5.0 out of 5 stars Helped me travel through space and time, December 28, 2011
By 
b0dach

This review is from: 120293-0001REVK
This little gem is worth every penny. I used it to create my own wormhole and traveled back a long time ago to a galaxy far, far away. My backpacks got jets now!

5.0 out of 5 stars Works., December 6, 2011
By 
David Dupuy (Alphaville)
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This review is from: 120293-0001REVK
I popped in my Huey Lewis best of in the tape deck and stuck this in the flux capacitor. Works like a charm.

 

  



5.0 out of 5 stars  
A real bargain compared to 120293-0001REVK, January 6, 2012
By 
APF "SPB-RU" (CA USA)  
(TOP 1000 REVIEWER) (VINE VOICE)  
This review is from: N82S212N
You get two shovelfulls with this item, but it is all you will ever need. If you want just the items you see in the picture, go for 120293-0001REVK. However, please realize that that item is more expensive because of the presentation box and because someone has to pick the exact items from a large pile of microsemiconductors.